Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Scarier Than When Elvis Was Fat

Just sitting on my bed chopping up some music stuff on my laptop when a moth the size of pigeon flies in my window! I jump up and grab the nearest thing to me that I can swing around without breaking, which happened to be my pillow, which I then swung furiously around my head in order to stun said pigeon sized moth. Being so intent on looking like an Olympic fairy, I lost the moth in the shadows of my room. Gingerly I sat down and carried on tapping away on my laptop, whilst hearing every single tiny sound in my room. Then out it pops again, with wings that I can actually HEAR flapping!! Learning from my previous mistake, I took my time with the swinging of the pillow whilst retaining my Olympian Fairy Pose (probably a good 9.4), and I changed from standing on the bed to cowering...I mean, standing in a manly way, by the door. One good swing and the behemoth is sent towards the wall...but with amazing agility the moth recovers mid spin and manages to fly behind the curtain and out the window! Freaking RESULT!

I was almost a gonna there!

5 comments:

Princess Pointful said...

Ewww.... creepy.
I am always particularly grossed out by the notion of killing those big ones and the idea of them landing on my head unexpectedly!

Mandy said...

Don't mind moths. But things that buzz are sooo annoying. Specially if can't see it and think it's a mozzie just waiting for you to drop your guard and fall asleep before it moves in for the Bite.

Beth said...

eewww...moths freak me out...

Crashdummie said...

maybe you should just get a cat - I've have a friend whos cat chases and eats em...

after that giant mothmeal you probably wouldnt have to feed it for days.

David said...

A giant moth?

Like, it wasn't a bat by any chance?