Thursday, December 31, 2009

Retiring For 2009

With the impending end of 2009, I give you The Prodigy and World's On Fire.

Monday, December 28, 2009

A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You - The Monkees

Everyone has at least one guilty pleasure right?

Written by Neil Diamond as a follow up to I'm A Believer.


Somewhere along the line Donny Osmond got his teeth all over it. *Shiver*

Lyrics...

Walk out,
Girl don't you walk out
We've got things to say
Talked out, let's have it talked out
Things will be okay

Girl
I don't want to fight
That I'm a little bit wrong
And you're a little bit right
I said girl
You know that it's true
It's a little bit me, (a little bit me)
And it's a little bit you... too

Don't know... just what I said wrong
But girl I apologize
Don't go... here's where you belong
So wipe the tears from your eyes

Girl
I don't want to find
That I'm a little bit wrong
And you're a little bit right
I said girl
You know that it's true
It's a little bit me
And it's a little bit you... too

Instrumental

Oh girl
I don't want to fight
I'm a little bit wrong
And you're a little bit right
I said girl
You know that it's true
It's a little bit me
And it's a little bit you... to

It's a little bit me
It's a little bit you
Girl don't go
No no no no no
Girl don't go
No no no no no
Hey girl

Monday, December 7, 2009

Fumes

So there we were, sitting on the kestrel for the sixth time since pogey when all of a sudden "Marmalade!". Olaf rocked up, swigging from the noggin, placed Harry on the goldfish and flew two Tuesdays over last month.

Spurious I thought. I mean, it's not been Tuesday for about the entire width of my neighbour. And she's flatter than a pair of squirrels. Back in the day of Cross Dressing Dave, Olaf would've had a back hander and had his noggin put firmly in his doo-waa, make no shortbread biscuits about it.

Every single day is the same as what's the weather with a pint of milk. Make no mistake. It's like having your toe stuck in a jam sandwich. Sticky like fudge with a dash of claustrophobic wand waving in pants 2 sizes too small.

"Aces", said Vince.

Friday, December 4, 2009

World Cup 2010 - South Africa


And England will play....

The USA...
Algeria...
Slovenia!

That'll do nicely, cheers.

I am beyond excited, I absolutely love the World Cup. My country is the home of football and during the big tournaments there is no better place to be than right here. Unless you've got a ticket to the actual game of course.

C'mon England!!